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lovinghunterhayes:

He was the sweetest guy ever

lovinghunterhayes:

He was the sweetest guy ever

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

do-not-touch-my-food:

Graham Cracker S’mores Cookies

mataring:

i hope the light at the end of the tunnel is a computer screen

Hey, your sister said that you could use some company and I know that I could sure use some girl time so I thought I’d stop by and say hi. I have so much to tell you, oh my gosh. The school stuff is going great, you know we started to look at properties and we actuallywe found one, which is… which is really cool, because it’s this really old office building, and Adam doesn’t love it, I can tell, but I love it. I fell in love with it the second I saw it. It needs some paint, some TLC, but I think it’s very promising. It has potential for sure. I’m blabbering. I am completely blabbering. If you want me to shut up, you can just say so and I’ll stop talking. I think this place is going to be really great, you know. For Max, for so many other kids. I’m really excited about it. I think it’ll be something that can live on forever.

mypussytight:

dunkindont:

you dont need drugs to have fun

don’t tell me drugs aren’t involved in this

mypussytight:

dunkindont:

you dont need drugs to have fun

don’t tell me drugs aren’t involved in this

nostalgiabyveidt:

onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

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more like smack myself in the eye and cry for a few hours